I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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