...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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