i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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