I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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