hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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