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hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.