she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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