so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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