Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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