He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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