You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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