so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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