do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm sobbing to NWA
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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