I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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