Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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