then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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