love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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