He is an equal opportunity slut.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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