Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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