u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
The adults are the big ones right?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
