I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor