she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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