I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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