if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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