the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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