You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
