Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I don't deserve a penis
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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