I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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