Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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