i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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