i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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