talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Just high enough for therapy.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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