True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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