If i come over, it means nothing
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
