I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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