don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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