I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Someone came in the potted fern
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Randomize
