Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
