I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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