I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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