But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
They took my balls.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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