note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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