She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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