I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
are you so shy because you have an std?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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