He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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