Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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