just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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