do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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