3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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