I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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