All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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