Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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