DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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