please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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