think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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