Where did you get a picture of my penis
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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