I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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