we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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